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(678): View more from Georgia

Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.

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(979): View more from Texas

She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..

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(615): View more from Tennessee

all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.

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(713): View more from Texas

It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog

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(939): View more from Puerto Rico

Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?

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(571): View more from Virginia

Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.

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