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That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.

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(785): View more from Kansas

It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon

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(917): View more from New York City

will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?

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(567): View more from Ohio

She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs

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(804): View more from Virginia

I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!

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(360): View more from Washington

you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.

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(312): View more from Illinois

I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...

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(406): View more from Montana

I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.

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(801): View more from Utah

that may or may not have been my penis.

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