it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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