How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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