I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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