just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I party with great urgency now.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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