hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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