I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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