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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard

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(212): View more from New York

He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT

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(804): View more from Virginia

You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future

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