Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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