Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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