she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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