It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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