I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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