im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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