speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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