i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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