the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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