Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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