she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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