if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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