I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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