GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Randomize
