Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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