He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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