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i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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