i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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