Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
