No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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