So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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