I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
they need to just BURY HIM!
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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