What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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