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(718): View more from New York

what happened last night?

(917): View more from New York City

u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style

(718): View more from New York

that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.

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(616): View more from Michigan

If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out

(417): View more from Missouri

You'd think the first few times would have been enough

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call

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(256): View more from Alabama

You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?

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I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter

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