Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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