If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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