The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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