if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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