One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
soo... how was my night?
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