Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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