He asked to "fluff my boner.."
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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