You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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