Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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