that's an acceptable place to lick
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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