we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
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