If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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