I'm really into asian looking animals
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I had to cum in my sink.
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