It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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