when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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