omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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