I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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