my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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