There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize