just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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