playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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