Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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