He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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