i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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