Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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